Jello Speaks!

Back in the primordial age of this site (6 September 1997 to be precise) a guestbook entry popped up that was very interesting indeed. Signed by a one Jello Biafra, it read like this:

"nice looking site. thanks for all the help. i especially like the section on brezhnev, although i don't admire him nearly as much as constantin chernenko. he's almost as much of a hero to me as pope john paul I. thirty days in power and he dies! if only more aspiring presidents and dictators could follow his example. i have a nice photo or two of jeff ward but i don't know where they are. interesting that there are no links to any ministry or revco sites. i'm sure there must be a ton. there should be an official alternative tentacles website up by the end of the year. meanwhile, it might be worth linking up to the "Ban Everything" website on my other shit. behave like this"

So how about that. By the way, I did check this with Alternative Tentacles, and they confirmed it was him. After all, it isn't hard for any old 'net surfer to sign the guestbook as 'Jello Biafra'.

It's been over 7 years since the last visit — time for another one Jello!

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