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Lyrics Page Up! — 05-24-2006
At long last, the lyrics pages are finally up! For those of you without inserts of your own, this will provide you with an online resource for lyrics that won't pollute your system with about fifty pop-ups and a few token malware infections. Happy reading!
(Posted by Sean Nestor @ Wed, 24 May 2006 11:52:16 -0400)
The new and final URL.... — 04-17-2006
Finally, a new resting place for this site, after it's long and lengthy history. *This* address should be much more permanent, and you can look forward to a few new updates as well. As some of you know, Jello has contributed vocals to Al's new Revolting Cocks album, so perhaps another Lard album will be next! Only time will tell...
(Posted by Sean Nestor @ Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:57:25 -0400)
Lard moving... again — 04-26-2005
We're moving again... the new address is http://www.codehesive.com/lard/. This should be a bit more permanent than the last URL!
(Posted by James @ Tue, 26 Apr 2005 10:25:13 -0400)
Jello and Al at Al's Birthday Bash — 10-18-2004
Lots of pictures of Jello and some of the Ministry crew at Al's backstage birthday bash.
(Posted by James @ Mon, 18 Oct 2004 00:42:23 -0400)
Lard Line up — 10-16-2004
reading the Ministry site a couple months back(info may be in archived news section) and some interviews with Al, the new line up is minus Paul and Has acouple members of anthrax included. Apparently, al has recorded the music to 6 songs, all thats left is for Jello to contribute vocals....
(Posted by Morbid @ Sat, 16 Oct 2004 12:34:20 -0400)
Lard Live - Seattle — 10-05-2004
i just wanted to drop you a line.... i went to see ministry in seattle on sep. 29th, 2004. i had no idea that jello would be there, until i heard him singing 'forkboy' during the soundcheck. i love lard, and i never expected to get to see them live. it was a real treat. he railed against bush for a few minutes before the lard set, then he fucking ripped it up. he was very into it, and very energetic. the lard set consisted of: war pimp renaissance i wanna be a drug-sniffing dog forkboy during 'i wanna be a drug-sniffing dog,' jello got near the edge of the stage, and al kicked him into the pit. he went crowd-surfing a couple times of his own accord, as well. just thought you'd like to hear how it was from someone who went.
(Posted by stan @ Tue, 5 Oct 2004 09:53:39 -0400)
Lard Live - San Francisco — 10-05-2004
Went to the Ministry show last night in S.F., and it was great. As far as the LARD portion, Jello did his thing; introduced, came out, preached to the choir, and then Al claimed that, "Jello is here and on ACTIVE DUTY." They did Forkboy, War Pimp Renaissance, and I Want To Be A Drug Sniffing Dog." Very cool. Jello looked old, fat, and stiff, but he can still belt it out, and as LARD, they were really, really loud. This was the encore of the show. Hopefully there will be more LARD to come, but I don't see how Jello could ever do a full tour again, until he whips himself into shape a bit.
(Posted by soda72 @ Tue, 5 Oct 2004 09:52:26 -0400)
New site! — 10-05-2004
Well it's finally happened. After years of stagnation, the Lard site has finally gotten a re-vamp! Brutally influenced by the garish 70's Rock Must Die cover art. Rock on! A big new feature of the site is a way to submit news... Lard news is not that common, so this is a good way to share it with everyone. Thanks to all those who have gently reminded me to get the site back up and running... including Sean Nestor and Steven Miller!
(Posted by James @ Tue, 5 Oct 2004 09:46:13 -0400)
